If you’re like me (and I know I am), you’re probably already extremely bored with the main offseason storylines:
1. There are free agents.
2. Trades could happen.
Well, there’s good news: This offseason has graced us with a third choice.
You see, Denver teams are inherently cheating because they’re better adjusted to higher altitudes and thus can breathe better than their opponents.
Related: Santa Claus sucks.
Canceled: Denver. Or at least sports teams in Denver
Approved: This counter-petition to raise all of Denver’s stadiums 1,000 feet.
People are talking.
Specifically, some people have apparently told…